My personal fave:

She takes another $500 from me dances around naked and has me start playing with myself. Whup-de-fricken do! After a few minutes of this and me trying to get her to play with me, I figure this is going nowhere and I tell her to get the hell out of my house. I immediately get online to try and make sure no one gets taken like I do.

Honestly, this isn't even a girl I would talk to in a bar much less even get a lap dance from in a strip club. But I figured, it's 2:30 in the morning and I'm horny as hell.

Stay away from this skank service and make sure what you're getting.

Update: The next morning I get up and get ready to go out and find my wallet to be missing. Coincidence? You can throw another $60 or so on top of the $800 she took me for plus the hassle of replacing my wallet, credit cards, and driver's license. At least she didn't give me an STD.

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I paid extra and had a MAGNUM condom on hand. And she's only willing to use MAGNUM brand condoms (the other brands irritate her) so if you're lucky enough to be able to fill one out, you might actually have some real fun with this girl.

The initial price quoted was $250, but apparently that only covers her giving you a lap-dance with her naked and a towel between each other's privates. If you want to suck on her tits and get a hand-job, it's a hundred extra. If you want sex, it's $200 extra, AND she'll only do it if you use a MAGNUM condom. I can't stipulate this enough. She'll only do you if you're packing a MAGNUM. I don't know how many guys actually whip out a MAGNUM upon her request, or maybe its just her way of avoiding sex when she doesn't feel like it. I'm just not sure. Nevertheless, I paid $100 extra to suck on her tits, and they were creamy and delicious. She started off by giving me a lap-dance at the edge of the bed, her back to me and me groping her breasts. Then I laid back on the bed as she got fully naked, put a towel down on my package, and rode me like a pro stripper. As I kneaded her breasts and sucked her nipples, she ground her pussy into me even harder, where I climaxed into the towel. She's not into multi-pops, so make that one pop count. She's a smoking hot girl, but could be a little more giving in bed.

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nO JUICY DETAILS. RIP OFF. She walked in and arrranged the furniture in from of the door. I asked why and she said it maid her more comfortable. She then told me that if I could do it twice she would recommend I finish my self first as quickly as possible. She danced, clothed, while I jerked it. Once complete she said I cam going to the bathroom to get you a washcloth. Slam went the door to my hotel room and she ws gone. With my 400.00 and never once touched me. RIPP OFF.

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gave blow job, started to act trashy. asked for another $600 to complete the deal. at first claimed that $1200 was not enough to have sex with her(!) claimed she made as much as $2500/day in porn films (yeah, right) finally relented for a bit, then claimed she had to tend to a personal emergency, and would be right back. never saw her again...big surprise. an expensive lesson.